Cats, what the fuck.
There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
Being a nice person is so fun
Waiter messes something up? You can see the relief on their faces when you don’t scream and swear at them about it
Extra tickets at an arcade/prize place? Watch a little kid’s face light up when you give them a bunch of tickets
There are too many assholes in this world. Be a nice person.
from what I read somewhere- “is it just me or was robbie less of a dick as usual in the summerween episode” ….
last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
Is saying “excuse me” really bad? D: I don’t mean to come off as rude when I say it, I say it when I feel bad about inconveniencing people…
I think it’s more the tone of voice some people use when saying it. Like they’re entitled and being ignored. If you say it in a genuinely polite way, there’s a clear difference.
Also Matthew is a fucking legend.
Yeah depends on how you say it! :3 though different waiters prefer different things. I actually get creeped out when people call me by my name but I also understand they’re trying to be polite. :,D but I did used to like chatting with people and heating their stories! Met some interesting folk that way.
Risky scroll pays off.
ur face while drawing expressions like
Gravity Falls; Sock Opera Rough Designs
Sorry for the delay, back from vacation.
Somebody figured out that Bipper in the Reverend outfit was inspired by Robert Mitchum in Night of the Hunter. That’s my favorite movie and a big influence on many artist I know. There are other secrets hidden in the designs though…
Bill pays Dipper a visit- Original special poses and designs by master of nightmares Robert Ryan Cory!
Bipper’s outfit inspired by this dashing gent:
Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
I mean, yeah they’re both mad scientists.
A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky
When the back of a book has a bunch of reviews instead of a summary
Except for Ellen’s book right
and tina fey’s
I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.